Annoying

I know a girl, and I wish I didn't, and I'm glad I'm only an acquaintance.

This girl has one of the most annoying voices and personalities ever.

First of all, she acts like a 30-year-old "cool Mom." You know the type. Yet, she's got to be like 20, and she has no kids. What the crap.

Secondly, she's SO FREAKIN' LOUD. I'm right in front of you, lady, stop screaming.

Thirdly, I think she might have hygiene issues.

Fourthly, she's got the most annoying laugh ever. Whenever I hear it, I want to punch a baby in the throat.

Lastly, someone needs to take her shopping, and to the salon.

I hate to talk this way, but I must get my feelings out somewhere, and out loud isn't an option.

At least she's super-smart.